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Happy Birthday ♕ Helena Bonham Carter 

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That’s nice

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jcapislove:

Callie and Arizona Alphabet → Kiss the peds surgeon.

“Dear God, I need your guidance. I kissed a peds surgeon. I never thought I’d end up with a woman, God, but, I mean not until lately, but that’s not the problem. The problem is the peds thing. She’s, she`s perky… and has butterflies on her scrub cap. But she’s also hot… really hot. So, help me get over the butterflies. Amen.” 

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acurseonher replied to your post: so you’re like single? “on the market” as they say? FREE to win over?

I tried to come up with a comment for this along the lines of “I got here first” but I’m still laughing omg.

“on the market” omg I can’t.  I’m not a piece of meat! :p lol

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Uhhh- Not if you’re anonymous. 

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I fuck everything up. 

trying-to-find-the-inbetween:

Everything.

I can’t even have a simple friendship.

I can’t even make it bearable for somebody to want to spend time with me.

I make it so easy to hate me.

I just don’t understand why I am the biggest fuck up.

I can’t do anything right. 

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lol   Um, No.